I was at the junkyard. [ And as everyone can see (and heard when he came in with an orchestra of paint cans in his arms), he picked up some junk. ] I saw smoke from a fire so I headed over to it first, but there was another place to the right of me that smelled suspicious too. Somebody was really interested in burning stuff.
[ He very, very lightly nudges one of the paint cans on the ground with his foot. The labels are charred. ] These were all there and there were puddles of paint burning. There was this weird teal fabric nearby too, it's pretty small and it's been singed but I grabbed it anyway. [ And he takes it out of his pocket and SLAMS it on the podium!!! Manhandling evidence, oh yeah! ]
Last thing I found was a small paintbrush. You can see for yourself, but it has some dry beige-colored paint on its handle. [ This he gently places down because it could break, unlike the fabric which is, y'know, fabric. ]
Oh yeah, it was kinda hard to tell 'cause I guess some of the paint burned up or somethin', but if these cans were all full there probably should've been more paint around. [ Take that as you will. ]
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[ He very, very lightly nudges one of the paint cans on the ground with his foot. The labels are charred. ] These were all there and there were puddles of paint burning. There was this weird teal fabric nearby too, it's pretty small and it's been singed but I grabbed it anyway. [ And he takes it out of his pocket and SLAMS it on the podium!!! Manhandling evidence, oh yeah! ]
Last thing I found was a small paintbrush. You can see for yourself, but it has some dry beige-colored paint on its handle. [ This he gently places down because it could break, unlike the fabric which is, y'know, fabric. ]
Oh yeah, it was kinda hard to tell 'cause I guess some of the paint burned up or somethin', but if these cans were all full there probably should've been more paint around. [ Take that as you will. ]