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Cartesio NPCs ([personal profile] cartesio) wrote in [community profile] cartesianism2018-09-30 10:28 pm

WEEK 1: April 2nd - April 6th



Peace Week
Sunday must have been exhausting for you, maybe even upsetting. A new town, new faces and a an ominous order from a man without a face... who wouldn't be a little frightened? Hopefully, all of that is forgotten when you climb out from under your blankets this fine Monday. Rise and shine! A new morning is a new start!

If you make your way to the lounge, you will find a few copies of the local newspaper provided for your perusal. Once you go outdoors, you'll find the weather forecast 100% accurate. It's pretty impressive.

It seems that quiet mornings like this are going to be your everyday life now. Maybe you should see this whole stay as a vacation? Go out and explore the town, meet your fellow motel guests and meet the townspeople. They're sure to welcome you with a smile!

This week's special in the diner is lemon pie made with love (and a top-secret recipe)

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[Welcome to the peace week! This week there won't be a murder nor a task. Enjoy the peace while it lasts! If you want to contact the Sergeant, please post here!]
browbeater: Fuck, I got this. (There's a demand for shitty jokes?)

[personal profile] browbeater 2018-10-03 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
How?

[look, he can imagine metal things going through you. swords exist!]
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[personal profile] linearcrash 2018-10-03 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's magic. Nine frowns, scratches his head, starts to point at one of the guns...then drops his hand. Shaking his head. He's been shot by these things and one of his siblings uses two? But... he has no idea. ]

Beats the hell out of me. I think it has to do with the hammer when you pull the trigger. Whatever it does on the inside makes the bullet come out like fast as hell, yo.

[ Snapping his finger when he says fast as hell. ]

Wouldn't recommend finding out the hard way... [ Hmm ] Why not try one out? They have a shooting range.
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[personal profile] browbeater 2018-10-03 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[sure why not this can't be deeply disturbing to someone who uses his body to fight and defend himself. THIS IS A GREAT IDEA.]

... Sure.
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[personal profile] linearcrash 2018-10-03 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ NOTHING WILL GO WRONG AT ALL

Nine is inspecting Mako. ]


Hey, how strong are you anyways?

[ Hard to tell with those clothes dude. ]

Might want to find something with a low recoil anyways, yo.
browbeater: Wait, what? (You bought what with what?)

[personal profile] browbeater 2018-10-06 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[strong enough to throw someone his size about 20 feet... why....]

Strong enough. How strong do you have to be?
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[personal profile] linearcrash 2018-10-06 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That's hot, dude. ]

Strong enough. It can knock you back or leave you sore for days after trying it, yo.

[ So it's actually more of a matter of stance control and knowing not to lock up your muscles when it fires, but Nine is dumb.

He is eying the six shooters and then pointing at a .22 caliber one. ]
That might work.