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Cartesio NPCs ([personal profile] cartesio) wrote in [community profile] cartesianism2018-09-30 10:28 pm

WEEK 1: April 2nd - April 6th



Peace Week
Sunday must have been exhausting for you, maybe even upsetting. A new town, new faces and a an ominous order from a man without a face... who wouldn't be a little frightened? Hopefully, all of that is forgotten when you climb out from under your blankets this fine Monday. Rise and shine! A new morning is a new start!

If you make your way to the lounge, you will find a few copies of the local newspaper provided for your perusal. Once you go outdoors, you'll find the weather forecast 100% accurate. It's pretty impressive.

It seems that quiet mornings like this are going to be your everyday life now. Maybe you should see this whole stay as a vacation? Go out and explore the town, meet your fellow motel guests and meet the townspeople. They're sure to welcome you with a smile!

This week's special in the diner is lemon pie made with love (and a top-secret recipe)

Links
[Welcome to the peace week! This week there won't be a murder nor a task. Enjoy the peace while it lasts! If you want to contact the Sergeant, please post here!]
relieable: (go after that dick)

[personal profile] relieable 2018-10-03 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Osomatsu turns his head to notice the other person standing there. ah! what cool hair. he loves the bright red color. she was at the meeting, he remembers]

Not much... Just lookin' around. [an easy grin, despite the fact that he looked so lost just moments before]
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[personal profile] goturshit 2018-10-03 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Cool. Weird shit in here, right? [ gestures Around Them ] Though I guess "weird shit" describes basically all of this.
relieable: (yes bail money means jail)

[personal profile] relieable 2018-10-03 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[weird shit? he looks down and finally notices the... er... the rope in her hands]

Now that you mention it, I can't remember the last time I saw rope in a gas station. At least, not this kind. [he picks up a loop of his own, running his hand along it]
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[personal profile] goturshit 2018-10-04 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, usually you have to make due with phone charge cables if you're really in a pinch. [ what does that mean, kinzie ] I wouldn't mind more gas stations selling rope, honestly, in places where hardware stores don't exist.
relieable: (but i am dumping you)

[personal profile] relieable 2018-10-04 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[he probably shouldn't say this, but it comes out]

You like tying up things? [why else would she be so obsessed with rope? or is she maybe thinking about using it here?]
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[personal profile] goturshit 2018-10-04 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
That's a very "Kinzie's entry in the guestbook" way to put it. But don't worry, not without consent.
relieable: (this guy's a beer ninja man)

[personal profile] relieable 2018-10-04 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[AH........ the guestbook! he really needs to read that thing. he keeps forgetting.

after a moment, he looks down at the rope in his hands. does he tell this stranger, this girl, that he's into tying up "things" too? that might get him punched in the face.

but Osomatsu's never really been that good of a judge one when to keep his mouth shut]


What about with consent? [stop him]
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[personal profile] goturshit 2018-10-04 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Then yeah, sure. [ Raises an eyebrow at him. ] I do a lot of tying, when I'm off-duty.
relieable: of sleeping or throwing up (it doesn't fit in my schedule)

[personal profile] relieable 2018-10-04 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[don't mind him. he puts the rope he was holding onto back, trying to act cool, casual]

And, what do you do on-duty?
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[personal profile] goturshit 2018-10-04 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ a light shrug, and like it's the most normal thing in the world: ]

Mostly hunt down and kill terrorists, stop supervillains from destroying countries, that sort of thing.
relieable: (i'm gonna throw up through my eyes)

[personal profile] relieable 2018-10-04 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
[oh. oh man. she's cool. really cool. dude, she's out of your league. back away slowly.

...he's not backing away. in fact, Osomatsu's eyes widen, sparkling even at her explanation]


Y-you hunt down terrorists and supervillains? Like, for real?
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[personal profile] goturshit 2018-10-04 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
For real for real. Got my own energy cannons and everything, or at least I did before I came here.
relieable: (you said cock pushups were impossible)

[personal profile] relieable 2018-10-04 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
[whoa!]

I'm not sure what energy cannons are, but that sounds hella cool!
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[personal profile] goturshit 2018-10-05 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
Damn right they are. I miss them... but not in a Scheherazade way, which I just realized will make no sense to you like the second after I said it.

[ she sighs ]

She talks to her swords. They have names.
relieable: (at least be safe and use a spork)

[personal profile] relieable 2018-10-05 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh... Well, I mean, if I had swords, or guns... I would probably give 'em names, too. [and he'd probably tell them how cool they were, in private]