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Cartesio NPCs ([personal profile] cartesio) wrote in [community profile] cartesianism2018-09-30 10:28 pm

WEEK 1: April 2nd - April 6th



Peace Week
Sunday must have been exhausting for you, maybe even upsetting. A new town, new faces and a an ominous order from a man without a face... who wouldn't be a little frightened? Hopefully, all of that is forgotten when you climb out from under your blankets this fine Monday. Rise and shine! A new morning is a new start!

If you make your way to the lounge, you will find a few copies of the local newspaper provided for your perusal. Once you go outdoors, you'll find the weather forecast 100% accurate. It's pretty impressive.

It seems that quiet mornings like this are going to be your everyday life now. Maybe you should see this whole stay as a vacation? Go out and explore the town, meet your fellow motel guests and meet the townspeople. They're sure to welcome you with a smile!

This week's special in the diner is lemon pie made with love (and a top-secret recipe)

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[Welcome to the peace week! This week there won't be a murder nor a task. Enjoy the peace while it lasts! If you want to contact the Sergeant, please post here!]
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[personal profile] pursuitofdeath 2018-10-03 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh look! Someone who appreciates a good hanging--

Well the branch wasn't doing great. With the quick movement it snaps.





...and down he goes.
]
Edited (you know) 2018-10-04 00:55 (UTC)
unfashionably: talking loudly (they call you cry baby)

[personal profile] unfashionably 2018-10-04 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Woah—! [ In the moment seeing somebody fall out of a tree probably looks a lot more dire than it is. Like, Dazai is probably not even two stories off the ground. Maybe it's like one and a half (this is a good unit of measurement for trees, fyi), he probably won't even come out of this with anything but a bruise on his butt at worst. But, for whatever reason, this looks serious??? It is literally the most Serious shit that is going on this whole day, clearly first world priorities.

So like a True Hero going for a Heroic Sacrifice, Sting literally leaps forward like a life is on the life and raises his arms to try and catch Dazai. Goin' for the princess carry, come on legs don't fail him now!! ]
Edited (were doin great) 2018-10-04 01:13 (UTC)
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[personal profile] pursuitofdeath 2018-10-04 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Dazai is used to a little quick reaction footwork. But what he’s not used to is being rescued. With a small ‘oof’, Dazai makes impact not with the ground, but with his Hero’s strong arms. Goodness.]

Ah— I’ve been saved...

[Not necessarily from suicide but well. From pain and suffering, which he hates. It’s a bit of a shock.]

You’re very strong.

[It’s impressive. No one has ever princess carried him before.]
unfashionably: frowning, bit perplexed (you try to explain)

[personal profile] unfashionably 2018-10-04 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ In another universe what happened here was Dazai tried the footwork and actually kicked Sting in the face. In another another universe, they hugged weirdly. Actually, no matter what universe it is, this probably ain't goin' down smoothly.

'cause, seriously, is this guy okay? He seems kind of dazed. And a little weird. ]
Uh. Thanks.

[ ... wait, he should say something back. It takes a second of blank staring but he does manage: ] You, uh... you're really... he... avy... [ Shit, wrong one. ]
Edited (it was important for comedy) 2018-10-04 02:18 (UTC)
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[personal profile] pursuitofdeath 2018-10-04 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
[That is enough to wake him up. Ah— he remembers this person from the guestbook. He was an impressive one with a lot of potential. Naturally the problem here was him. But that does teach him something he should store away in his memory for later.]

Sorry, I’m not going to fall for you that easily~

[...he teases, as if Sting said something even the slightest bit actually charming just now.

Honestly, it’s okay if you drop him.
]
unfashionably: talking, sweating, sighing (your heart's too big for your body)

[personal profile] unfashionably 2018-10-04 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hey, that's a better reaction than he was expecting. There's no tellin' what m'lady would've done to him if he said something like that to her when he was carrying her. Nothing good, that's for sure.

But Sting's still a little worried, just not enough to keep holding him like this. ]
There might be somethin' wrong with you if you did. [ Since, again, technically that was an insult. Technically, although he personally doesn't see anything wrong with being heavy. Just sayin'.

Ahem! He sets Dazai down and backs away to look him over real quick. ]
Anyway, you all right? That was pretty close.
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[personal profile] pursuitofdeath 2018-10-06 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
I'm quite alright, thanks to you!

[He doesn't even have a scratch. Which is nice. He may be a suicide maniac, but he doesn't enjoy pain or suffering.]

It looked a lot sturdier than it really was. Such a shame.