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Cartesio NPCs ([personal profile] cartesio) wrote in [community profile] cartesianism2018-09-30 10:28 pm

WEEK 1: April 2nd - April 6th



Peace Week
Sunday must have been exhausting for you, maybe even upsetting. A new town, new faces and a an ominous order from a man without a face... who wouldn't be a little frightened? Hopefully, all of that is forgotten when you climb out from under your blankets this fine Monday. Rise and shine! A new morning is a new start!

If you make your way to the lounge, you will find a few copies of the local newspaper provided for your perusal. Once you go outdoors, you'll find the weather forecast 100% accurate. It's pretty impressive.

It seems that quiet mornings like this are going to be your everyday life now. Maybe you should see this whole stay as a vacation? Go out and explore the town, meet your fellow motel guests and meet the townspeople. They're sure to welcome you with a smile!

This week's special in the diner is lemon pie made with love (and a top-secret recipe)

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[Welcome to the peace week! This week there won't be a murder nor a task. Enjoy the peace while it lasts! If you want to contact the Sergeant, please post here!]
browbeater: That's going to get messy. (Huh. It's raining men.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2018-10-02 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds good to me.

[she doesn't have much competition so... he believes it?]

Is that your specialty around here?
browbeater: Fuck, I got this. (There's a demand for shitty jokes?)

[personal profile] browbeater 2018-10-02 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Do you get a lot of tourists around here?

[he doesn't need the lemon pie, but he will take the chance to try and understand the situation?]
browbeater: FAIR??? (SURE OK FINE I GUESS)

[personal profile] browbeater 2018-10-02 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Do they usually go to other near-by cities?

[he pauses. 'special occasion'? need to work his way back to that one.]
browbeater: made by <lj user=parodeity> (I think I left the oven on.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2018-10-02 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
How far's the closest city?

[he asks in the most polite, interested tone he can muster]
browbeater: Because I'm a cartoon. (Why don't I need feminism?)

[personal profile] browbeater 2018-10-02 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[... this is such a strange attitude to have about the world around you. Are there farms near-by that she gets all her food from? What about the hunting shop? This place is so tiny, and so isolated, he finds that hard to believe.]

Well, when's the last time you've had a special occasion of tourists visiting?
browbeater: (SO MANY GREAT CLUELESS FACES.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2018-10-02 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[that's... strange.]

How did a town like this get founded anyway? It's so far out, and you don't get visitors often.
browbeater: FAIR??? (SURE OK FINE I GUESS)

[personal profile] browbeater 2018-10-03 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[hmm...]

That's amazing to hear. So, your family is one of the founding families? What about the others?
browbeater: That's going to get messy. (Huh. It's raining men.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2018-10-03 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
What are their names?

[also honestly-- the ham and cheese thing does smell pretty good actually.]
browbeater: It's like Susan Boyle, 2009 (I wasn't expecting THAT)

[personal profile] browbeater 2018-10-06 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh-- where can I find some of these places?

[yep, he realizes that]