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Cartesio NPCs ([personal profile] cartesio) wrote in [community profile] cartesianism2018-09-30 10:28 pm

WEEK 1: April 2nd - April 6th



Peace Week
Sunday must have been exhausting for you, maybe even upsetting. A new town, new faces and a an ominous order from a man without a face... who wouldn't be a little frightened? Hopefully, all of that is forgotten when you climb out from under your blankets this fine Monday. Rise and shine! A new morning is a new start!

If you make your way to the lounge, you will find a few copies of the local newspaper provided for your perusal. Once you go outdoors, you'll find the weather forecast 100% accurate. It's pretty impressive.

It seems that quiet mornings like this are going to be your everyday life now. Maybe you should see this whole stay as a vacation? Go out and explore the town, meet your fellow motel guests and meet the townspeople. They're sure to welcome you with a smile!

This week's special in the diner is lemon pie made with love (and a top-secret recipe)

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[Welcome to the peace week! This week there won't be a murder nor a task. Enjoy the peace while it lasts! If you want to contact the Sergeant, please post here!]
snideper: ('cause if i told the truth)

[personal profile] snideper 2018-10-02 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[kay i am going to kill you

she's moving on from the eggs thing. no. forget it
]

Normal tiny-place levels of nice, sure, whatever, but this isn't a normal tiny place. Where have you been?
doublelammy: (☆ 32)

[personal profile] doublelammy 2018-10-02 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[I eagerly await my death. Come at me, Courtney. Pour out the vessel of your hatred upon me, it only gets worse from here.]

Lotsa places around the Empire, but this isn't the Empire. I know that much.

[She tosses her hands behind her head, rocking on her heels as she sizes Clarisse up.]

But I mean, I have kinda been here for longer than you. So I guess I'm kinda just used to it.
snideper: (and i will cover you until you go)

[personal profile] snideper 2018-10-02 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Clarisse scoffs and rolls her eyes.]

You're as weird as the rest of them, kiddo.
doublelammy: (☆ 34)

[personal profile] doublelammy 2018-10-02 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Ehehe.

Is that all you got? 'Cause that's not even an insult.
snideper: (in the dying light i'm the only one here)

[personal profile] snideper 2018-10-02 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Guess you wouldn't think so. Hmph. Just a fact, then.

[unimpressed!!]
doublelammy: (☆ 36)

[personal profile] doublelammy 2018-10-02 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
I'll take it.

'Sides, you're the one holdin' a buncha sausages in your hand. You do know they have plates n' forks in there, right?
snideper: (the way is long)

[personal profile] snideper 2018-10-02 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Couldn't stand being in there anymore. They taste just the same with or without a plate.
doublelammy: (☆ 25)

[personal profile] doublelammy 2018-10-02 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, except now your hands are all gross n' greasy. There's a saying about this sorta thing, isn't there?

Somethin' about the pot calling the kettle black?
snideper: (and i will cover you until you go)

[personal profile] snideper 2018-10-02 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
You care that much about food grease?

[it's edible??? you're so whiny]
doublelammy: (☆ 36)

[personal profile] doublelammy 2018-10-02 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
It gets all over everything and then you feel slimy for the rest of the day. You know how you avoid that one? Forks.