Sunday must have been exhausting for you, maybe even upsetting. A new town, new faces and a an ominous order from a man without a face... who wouldn't be a little frightened? Hopefully, all of that is forgotten when you climb out from under your blankets this fine Monday. Rise and shine! A new morning is a new start!
If you make your way to the lounge, you will find a few copies of the local newspaper provided for your perusal. Once you go outdoors, you'll find the weather forecast 100% accurate. It's pretty impressive.
It seems that quiet mornings like this are going to be your everyday life now. Maybe you should see this whole stay as a vacation? Go out and explore the town, meet your fellow motel guests and meet the townspeople. They're sure to welcome you with a smile!
This week's special in the diner is lemon pie made with love (and a top-secret recipe)
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I dunno, though. I don't think Gramps'll ever have a reason to send me on a mission like that. And even if he did, I dunno how much Lammy likes water...
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Lammy?
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[She tried.]
But anyway, yeah. He links up with me and we work together and smash all sortsa stuff. I never go on missions without him.
[A pause.]
'Cept this one, but since Gramps didn't send me on this one, I don't think it counts.
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[Fragments of that page may still be on the floor of the lodge.]
That referred to a puppet, though. This "Lammy" sounds like a person.
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["Airgetlam" is way too long. How do you expect her to bother with saying all that? Effort. Besides, Lammy is way cuter.
As to Lammy being a person, she shrugs.]
I dunno what he is, really. I just know we're linked and he breaks things when I want 'im to. But I know they've called me the "Silver Puppeteer," back home, so I dunno.
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Still, it's impressive either way. Robots are advanced technology.
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I dunno what all goes into making things like Lammy or me. I don't have to. I just gotta do what Gramps says, and anything else isn't really important.
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[What's tact? Sounds like some kind of bird.]
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I just know I'm built to certain specs and I can link up with Lammy. Past that, I don't think I'm too different from most people here.
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[Either way she's clearly the most interesting person here.]
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[She's staring again. Sorry?]
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She's not so dumb as to try the same thing twice and hope it'll go differently.]
Yeah. World's full of lotsa crazy things.
And you? 'Cause I remember a certain guidebook sayin' some pretty crazy stuff about you.
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It doesn't say those things anymore.
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Anymore. But it did, once. Why?
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[She doesn't actually sound irritated.]
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...Nope. You're lying.
[She doesn't sound upset about it, though, and her expression doesn't change.]
'Cause it had lots of things in there about me, too. Things I never told Sarge, and were written down before I told anyone myself. And all of those things are true.
So I don't believe that yours is lies just 'cause you say so.
[She shrugs, though, closing her eyes.]
If you don't wanna tell, whatever. Lotsa people have secrets. But don't lie like that – I'm not stupid.
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I didn't strictly lie. No one who wanted to get along with me would put that information there.
[Her expression is completely neutral.]
We can discuss it later. Somewhere private.
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That's okay.
I don't really care enough for that. Right now, I wanna get along with everyone.
And if being curious means we aren't gonna get along, then I'm not that interested.
[See? She's completely reasonable!]
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Very well. We'll leave it there for the time being.
[She points to the plate.]
Do you really need so much of that?
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As for the pie:]
No. But I want it, and they keep giving it to me.
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Taking advantage of their resources for your own gain.
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