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Cartesio NPCs ([personal profile] cartesio) wrote in [community profile] cartesianism2018-09-30 10:28 pm

WEEK 1: April 2nd - April 6th



Peace Week
Sunday must have been exhausting for you, maybe even upsetting. A new town, new faces and a an ominous order from a man without a face... who wouldn't be a little frightened? Hopefully, all of that is forgotten when you climb out from under your blankets this fine Monday. Rise and shine! A new morning is a new start!

If you make your way to the lounge, you will find a few copies of the local newspaper provided for your perusal. Once you go outdoors, you'll find the weather forecast 100% accurate. It's pretty impressive.

It seems that quiet mornings like this are going to be your everyday life now. Maybe you should see this whole stay as a vacation? Go out and explore the town, meet your fellow motel guests and meet the townspeople. They're sure to welcome you with a smile!

This week's special in the diner is lemon pie made with love (and a top-secret recipe)

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[Welcome to the peace week! This week there won't be a murder nor a task. Enjoy the peace while it lasts! If you want to contact the Sergeant, please post here!]
relieable: you can blame it all on me (baby come back)

[personal profile] relieable 2018-10-03 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[DRAGON SLAYER? Osomatsu's eyes light up, like he's amazed. by now, he's gotten that the people here have all been pulled from different worlds, but this guy... that's so cool]

I mean, yeah! With my brothers. But I've never fought a dragon, or monster, or anything like that. Are you some kinda knight?
unfashionably: grinning, blushing, happy (but before you can start)

[personal profile] unfashionably 2018-10-03 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ damn right he's cool!! sting, being a flashy guy, practically lights up himself when osomatsu does. this is awesome!! finally, some of the recognition he deserves!! ]

Hey, can't knock that. Sometimes the best fights you'll ever have are between friends and family. [ he drops his hand onto his hip before moving on. ] Anyway, nah. Knighthood doesn't suit me, I'm way better off bein' in a guild.
relieable: wanna see (i can stick my whole fist in my mouth)

[personal profile] relieable 2018-10-03 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[a guild... like an RPG character?]

Oh, man! So cool! What do you do in a guild? Fight with a party? Go treasure-hunting? Kick some serious ass?
unfashionably: grinning, happy (those cry baby tears)

[personal profile] unfashionably 2018-10-03 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Me? Run it, mostly. I'm not just any member, I'm the guild master. That makes me in charge of everything and everybody in the guild. [ he puffs out his chest, totally stoked to brag on himself. keep thinking he's cool, ok, cause he is absolutely, definitely, 100% cool!! even if he doesn't go on missions most of the time 'cause he's management. ]

Everybody else, yeah. Usually it's that kind of stuff, but it depends on the requests we get.
relieable: (you can trust me)

[personal profile] relieable 2018-10-03 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[this guy... is a guild master. back at Osomatsu's home, that might make him some over the top super nerd who plays video games, or LARPs, or whatever. but because he does it in real life? that's totally cool. Osomatsu's already imagining this guy storming castles and slaying dragons. real dragons!]

Damn. I'll bet the girls love you.
Edited (i can spell) 2018-10-03 21:38 (UTC)
unfashionably: grinning, blushing, happy (but before you can start)

i cant spell either dw

[personal profile] unfashionably 2018-10-03 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, I've definitely got my share of fans. Not to brag or anythin', but practically everyone knows about Sabertooth's White Dragon Slayer! I've even been featured in Sorcerer Magazine.

[ except he is totally bragging (still) and he's leaving out that he's been featured with rogue. so, y'know, not solo. shh, shh. nobody needs to know. ]
relieable: (they will be my moose minions)

[personal profile] relieable 2018-10-03 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sorcerer Magazine...]

Dude, now you're just pullin' my leg.
unfashionably: grinning, happy (those cry baby tears)

[personal profile] unfashionably 2018-10-03 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ don't make fun of sorcerer's weekly ok, it is a serious publication...! that also just so happens to have pin-ups. ]

Hey, man. I get it. Must be hard to believe you're in the presence of someone as famous as I am, but it's all true. Promise!
relieable: (i don't think you're pregnant)

[personal profile] relieable 2018-10-03 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[for some reason, Osomatsu is having a hard time thinking of Dragon Slayers and magazines being in the same world. crazy!]

If you're a famous Dragon Slayer, then how come you're here?
unfashionably: serious, thinking (and then you fall apart)

[personal profile] unfashionably 2018-10-03 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a good question. [ back to serious business, huh? he can do that too, sure. he crosses his arms. ] Then again, you could ask the same thing about everybody else.
relieable: so we don't feel bad (but you're having sex and we're not)

[personal profile] relieable 2018-10-03 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[he was mostly joking! but it's fine]

Yeah. I'm nothing special. I'm just a normal human. I'm not super strong, or smart, or anything. I'm only here 'cause Sarge probably thinks I'll bend to his will easily, but I don't plan on it.
unfashionably: talking, serious (you take things so hard)

[personal profile] unfashionably 2018-10-03 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't say that. Not havin' magic doesn't mean you aren't special, and from what you just said... well, sounds to me like you're plenty strong.

[ different kinds of strength and all, which he knows all too well. magical strength, physical strength, that's less important than someone's heart. ] So I dunno, if that's why he brought you here then I can't wait to see the look on his face when he realizes he messed up.
relieable: but it does (i don't think that should turn me on)

[personal profile] relieable 2018-10-03 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[.......

Osomatsu pauses, turning to look at the other man. that's probably one of the nicest things anyone's ever said to him, at least that he can recall. he doesn't hear praises like that at home, especially not from people who are famous or cool, or anything of the sort]


Yeah... Yeah, me too.
unfashionably: serious, thinking (and then you fall apart)

[personal profile] unfashionably 2018-10-11 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ When you look at him like that, he almost feels embarrassed. Come on... did he really say something that weird? He turns his head to the side, his cheeks lightly flushed. ]

Anyway, it might be a while before we can throw it back in his face. My bet is, the Sergeant's in this for the long haul.
relieable: to take to the bathroom (is this appropriate)

[personal profile] relieable 2018-10-11 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[sorry! he didn't mean to make things awkward. he's just surprised. he also looks away, lightly flushed]

P-probably. He's sure a weird guy, wanting everyone to kill each other.
unfashionably: serious, thinking (and then you fall apart)

[personal profile] unfashionably 2018-10-12 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
You said it. No idea why anyone would want somethin' like that, or even what it gets them.
relieable: (he kissed a someone with a penis)

[personal profile] relieable 2018-10-12 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Osomatsu shakes his head. he honestly doesn't know, and it scares him. you can't read a guy's face if he doesn't have... a face]

Well, whatever it gets him, I don't plan on killing anyone, unless they come at me first. [he says this now] I'd prefer it if I didn't have to dirty my hands for someone else.
unfashionably: frowning, bit perplexed (you try to explain)

[personal profile] unfashionably 2018-10-12 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ Wow, he believed you wouldn't kill at all and now you throw him this curveball. ]

Let's just make sure it doesn't come to that. Any of it.
relieable: (i was wondering where the donuts went)

[personal profile] relieable 2018-10-12 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[hey! he's being honest, at least. he doesn't want to kill anyone, really]

You said it. [Osomatsu was going to say something else, but he got a weird reaction, so he'll just keep his mouth shut. he still thinks you're cool, Dragon Slayer] Anyway, I'm gonna go find me something to eat.