Sunday must have been exhausting for you, maybe even upsetting. A new town, new faces and a an ominous order from a man without a face... who wouldn't be a little frightened? Hopefully, all of that is forgotten when you climb out from under your blankets this fine Monday. Rise and shine! A new morning is a new start!
If you make your way to the lounge, you will find a few copies of the local newspaper provided for your perusal. Once you go outdoors, you'll find the weather forecast 100% accurate. It's pretty impressive.
It seems that quiet mornings like this are going to be your everyday life now. Maybe you should see this whole stay as a vacation? Go out and explore the town, meet your fellow motel guests and meet the townspeople. They're sure to welcome you with a smile!
This week's special in the diner is lemon pie made with love (and a top-secret recipe)
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HELLO?! POLICE?! I HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED!
[Frasier is trying to get the attention of every officer he can see, knocking on every window and door and harassing as many people as he can. He’s incredibly distraught...and angry.]
Who’s running this shoddy excuse for a police station? JON BURGE?! WHERE IS THE JUSTICE!?
[Tavern]
[The place reminds him of Cheers, albeit much less welcoming. It’s a far cry from Sam Malone and his lothario tendencies, and he wasn’t expecting Diane to pop in at any moment. Yet, regardless, Frasier is here and intent on getting as wine-drunk as possible.
...if they had any decent selection, mind you. Frasier is scoffing at the selection, practically ready to bury himself at the mercy of the bartender.]
...I’ll settle for a white wine spritzer.
[His first order at Cheers. He’s feeling nostalgic, even if he’s grown a bit beyond those days.
He can practically hear his brother scoffing at his drink choice. He almost misses it.]
Police station
And he just stops and stares, and he's trying really hard. But a laugh still makes it. He's just going to flung an arm up to wave.]
You really think the police are gonna help when you're accusing their sergeant?
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At least you're running for help and not the weapon shop.
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[said after yelling like a madman]
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...I am not speaking from experience.
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God.
Fucking Frasier.
Give him a moment to process this.]
...Nice callback.
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Beg pardon.
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[oh god this is awkward]
That was your first order at Cheers. It's a good throwback.
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[God this is so much harder than Rose.]
But I know you. [He bites his lip.] From TV.
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Does that usually work?
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[is he wrong]
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Can't say that I've ever wanted a cop to pay attention to me.
[A beat.]
What I meant was does shouting for justice usually get it for you.
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...yet, shouting helps. It’s frankly cathartic in many a ways.
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[Too bad it may only be that though.]
The folks here don't seem to think anything's wrong.
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this should not be so funny
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