Sunday must have been exhausting for you, maybe even upsetting. A new town, new faces and a an ominous order from a man without a face... who wouldn't be a little frightened? Hopefully, all of that is forgotten when you climb out from under your blankets this fine Monday. Rise and shine! A new morning is a new start!
If you make your way to the lounge, you will find a few copies of the local newspaper provided for your perusal. Once you go outdoors, you'll find the weather forecast 100% accurate. It's pretty impressive.
It seems that quiet mornings like this are going to be your everyday life now. Maybe you should see this whole stay as a vacation? Go out and explore the town, meet your fellow motel guests and meet the townspeople. They're sure to welcome you with a smile!
This week's special in the diner is lemon pie made with love (and a top-secret recipe)
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cw suicide (park, specifically)
...or maybe the truth is that Dazai is just being useless, but all appearances. He starts his day in the park where-- he may just surprise you by appearing very suddenly, just hanging from a tree. Hanging upside down by his legs... it would seem that he's. Maybe testing the strength of the tree branch? Doing an exercise?? Knowing this man, it's probably Very Bad.
But later in the evening he stumbles into the tavern.
...ah if this doesn't just bring back memories.
Where he'll wistfully enjoy a strong drink or two at a slow pace. The deep, melancholic look on his face may indicate that this is your best chance to see past the ridiculous facade he's put up regarding certain subjects.]
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Hey, man. How's it hangin'?
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Well the branch wasn't doing great. With the quick movement it snaps.
...and down he goes.]
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So like a True Hero going for a Heroic Sacrifice, Sting literally leaps forward like a life is on the life and raises his arms to try and catch Dazai. Goin' for the princess carry, come on legs don't fail him now!! ]
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Ah— I’ve been saved...
[Not necessarily from suicide but well. From pain and suffering, which he hates. It’s a bit of a shock.]
You’re very strong.
[It’s impressive. No one has ever princess carried him before.]
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'cause, seriously, is this guy okay? He seems kind of dazed. And a little weird. ] Uh. Thanks.
[ ... wait, he should say something back. It takes a second of blank staring but he does manage: ] You, uh... you're really... he... avy... [ Shit, wrong one. ]
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Sorry, I’m not going to fall for you that easily~
[...he teases, as if Sting said something even the slightest bit actually charming just now.
Honestly, it’s okay if you drop him.]
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But Sting's still a little worried, just not enough to keep holding him like this. ] There might be somethin' wrong with you if you did. [ Since, again, technically that was an insult. Technically, although he personally doesn't see anything wrong with being heavy. Just sayin'.
Ahem! He sets Dazai down and backs away to look him over real quick. ] Anyway, you all right? That was pretty close.
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Tavern
But there he is, on the barstool next to Dazai since the guy can't hide forever, right? One look at the guy's maudlin face
should have been enough of an indication to full steam ahead ignore, but Keith makes the mistake of accidentally engaging.]
What?
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Ah! You're the Hunting Shop Guy!
[He has a name and you know it Dazai.]
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It's Keith.
[It's automatic. Technically he knows better than to try and argue with someone who has a drink or two in their system.]
The hunting shop guy is Mason.
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[--he says, as if he remembered it himself. Regardless of the fact that he knew that from the fucking start.]
You made quite a contribution to the town. They must have been very pleased.
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You know getting drunk in a town where people might be out to kill you is a shit idea right.
[Let;s make the focus about you, buddy.]
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It’s very kind of you to worry about me~
[He swishes his drink around and smiles.]
But I’ll take my chances. I think I can take care of myself.
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park
It's enough that she exclaims:]
Holy shit, what are you doing?!
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Oh just hanging myself out to dry~
[He has no right to sound happy about any of this.]
...and what about you, lovely lady? Wandering town all alone?
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[If she looked sour before, it increases at his next words; she crosses her arms and fixes him with a glare.]
I have a name, and it's not lovely lady.
[That being said, she's not offering it out just yet.]
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[Perhaps he's re-evaluating his manners--]
Melanie?
[...or not.]
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[Incredibly deadpan.]
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[You still didn’t tell him so—!]
Victoria?
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[Why is this just what people do with the trees here. You all have too much free time.]
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[...you've asked the wrong person.]
--and in the company of such a charming young woman.
[sTOP.]
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Ch...arming? Me? You must be kidding. I mean, I also don't think you could appreciate the time with me if something that large were to hit you on the head. Is that really your idea of a good time, sir?
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[On that he won’t budge. She looks even cuter getting all flustered.]
No, I suppose not. I prefer a quick and painless passing.
[Pulling himself up he smiles, as he takes a seat on the branch.]
Tell me madam. What is your name?
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Ahaha. I guess that's not so uncommon, but what am I supposed to do with that information?
[she should not ask. But hey, he's getting comfy on the branch now, evidently he's not about to die any time soon. It's kind of funny watching a grown man perch up there though. Oversized sparrow.]
It's Ryouka Niwa. It's nice to meet you...?
[Insert name here]